

Soon enough a familiar hat is set down on the beside table and Shifty appears into your fuzzy vision You know deep down that it’s just Shifty and Lifty but it still gets your heart beating to know that they just come into the house like that You wake up in the middle of the night after hearing the door opening ”We’ll be back soon baby doll~” Shifty kisses you softly before leaving with a final heart stopping wink ”Love you Y/N~” Lifty kisses you quickly before going to put the last of his things in the car Before they go, they make sure you have all you need to stay comfortable and safe while they’re not there Every once in awhile they’ll have to skip town for a few days go on a business trip, so they’ll have to leave you on your own for awhile

But no matter who is kissing you, I think you can all agree that it’s the best thing ever~ Lifty likes short, quick kisses~ That way he can kiss you more than once honestly XD Shifty likes long, soft kisses~ but every once in awhile he’ll get a little rough with his kisses which I mean… you’re not really complaining Their ways of kissing you are both different and both adorable! Honestly the cutest thing ever to wake up to as well~ Mostly because it’s just a quick, not really intamit way that you guys can share your love for one another Forehead kisses are a must for everyone in this relationship It’s honestly so hard to resist these two~ ”Yeah we just want to keep you safe and show you how much we love you~” ”Some guy was being an a-hole at work today? Consider it done! Lifty! Grab our crowbar we’re out to rob this guy blind!” You know they love you so much though~ and would honestly do anything for you~ ANYTHING~ You all go back to your seats and enjoy the rest of the movie, now with both of their arms securely around you for protection You eventually have to calm them down before you guys get kicked out of the theater It gets worse when Shifty comes back and he doesn’t even know what happened he just joins in and starts telling off the poor guy Shifty got up to go get more popcorn for you guys and some guy probably cro-marmot decided he wanted to ask for a napkin your number, you laugh it off but Lifty takes no time to punch the guy in the face and tell him off like no tomorrow

One time you guys were at the movies, you of course were sitting in-between Shifty and Lifty When you’re out together they will be on either side of you, Shifty usually with one arm around your waist and Lift with one arm around your shoulders to make sure everyone knows that you are theirs and that they’re yours~

They’re a bit yandere when it comes to you actually…. ”You guys!!!!” You hug them and give them kisses You open it and just about start crying as you hold up a receipt ”Happy birthday Y/N!! We love you~” They held up a box to you There are times where they surprise you though Basically it’s like having two children but better ”Yes but neither of you get to have them… now straight to bed!” ”Fine, I forgive you… but now you two have to go straight to bed and you don’t get any of the cookies I made earlier-” Finally you give in just a bit and kiss their foreheads, shushing them They start begging you for forgiveness, they even get on their knees omg But this time you’re not falling for it, you cross your arms and make the angriest face you can and turn away from them ”We’re sorry!” They start fake crying and litter your face with kisses, knowing that that was your weakness ”This is the third time this WEEK! What the hell are you guys thinking-!” You’re down to the police station in a flash, already handing over the money and dragging them out of their by their ears I’m down here at the police station with-” ”Yeah?” You’re so tired you don’t even know what’s going on You get a phone call way late at night from Lumpy (he’s working as a policeman at the time)
